Here are the news stories heard on today's showgram. Click the links below to read more:

Underwear's historic role?

911 caller gets an earful of laughter

Fugitive elephants corralled in Newmarket

Robber with toy gun draws serious time

Women and baby get booted off plane

Worker may be fired over penis stabbing story

Phyllis Diller sidelined by back injury

New questions about Jim Morrison's death

Eatery closed for selling cardboard stuff buns

Students trade bibles of porn